Going Courting

USA GURU

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Since I could remember I knew I wanted to be married. I figured I would get married to Theresa Delgado, she was about my age and she was the most attractive to me of all the 6 year olds I knew in the whole world, even if she did have long black hairs on her arms that stood out against her pale skin.  I didn’t even know anything about sex, I just knew that I liked companionship.  

My mother used to tell me that if I couldn’t get along with my sister how was I going to get along with my wife.  At that point I didn’t have the ability to recognize my mother’s logical fallacies and I didn’t know she was a closeted man hater.  I did get along with my sister, my sister didn’t get along with me.  My mother was sneakily trying to get me to…

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