Humorously, this young dirty bastard felt a kinship with Wu-Tang Clan. I always thought it was curious that “Wu Tang” literally means “Without Technique” and yet one of their feature performers is named “Method Man”. How is “Method” not a rhetorical tautology of “Technique”? Anyway, I put Martin Shkreli’s name into the Wu-Tang name generator and it came back “Violent Specialist” so congratulations Martin you are fly. You have street credit now. You are an official member of the Wu-Tang clan and you get to hob knob with their fan base in the joint. There really is a heaven. When you get out you might need your own AIDS drug. I hope you can afford it.