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GHOST TOWN (poem)

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Phony, fake, facetious, fulsome, facades,

two-faced, insincere, sarcastic, cynical.

This humiliating redundant insult called life,

the long, tedious, denigrating anal rape of reason,

the cheerful prostitution of the intellect.

This is a living death, nothing to be a part of,

nothing to live for, nothing to die for.

We are all allowed to be just barely alive,

you can have a little stuff so that THEY 

can threaten to take it away if you don’t behave.

I am the most wanted criminal

the Thought Police want me dead,

because I am alive.

Why do we still consider it a virtue to crap forth life?

When the world is this over populated?

Feed all of the starving children today,

and their will be a million more tomorrow.

Perseveration of crazy people,

rewarding failure,

punishing success…

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EYE POLLUTION

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Here is the thing, if when you wear spandex it looks like a garbage bag full of oatmeal under pressure then obviously that garment was not intended for you.  So do us all a favor and choose something a little less revealing, I don’t know, like a burqa.  It seems obvious to me that is who they were made for. 

This is also unacceptable…. and you are probably losing circulation and you might eventually need to have your butt amputated. 

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BEES

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BEES

Fat bottomed bull dikes buzz around angrily stinging us with their useless vaginas full of vitriol.

Emasculated eunuchs slave in the house like castrated servants kept safe from their scepters. 

The queen bee sits safely on her throne, secure in her arrogant sovereignty, crapping forth life into the world. 

 

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THE 10 URGENT SUGGESTIONS by Shivah Solomon

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  1. THOUGH SHALT DETECT THINE OWN HORSE SHIT
  2. THOUGH SHALT HAVE A POINT AND GET TO IT WITHOUT MUCH ADO
  3. THOUGHT SHALT BE CLEAR AND NOT VAGUE
  4. THOUGH SHALT BE COHERENT AND THINK BEFORE SPEAKING
  5. THOUGH SHALT NOT QUOTE WITHOUT GIVING SOURCES
  6. THOUGH SHALT NOT THINK SENTIMENTALLY
  7. THOUGH SHALT NOT JUDGE WHAT IS GOOD FOR OTHERS
  8. THOUGH SHALT NOT REPEAT THYSELF LIKE A RETARD
  9. THOUGH SHALT BE INTERESTING
  10. THOUGH SHALT HAVE GOOD TASTE. 

The last two are unforgivable sins, and there are 4 negative assertions. 

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Anthony’s Wiener

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Too much information!  We live in an information age and we are privy to knowing everything about everyone.  The world is not changing, what we know about the world is changing.  We are seeing ourselves in our true state.  We shouldn’t know about Anthony Weiner’s wiener, we shouldn’t care about it, it shouldn’t be news worthy.  The fact that he sexts his wiener to tons on internet hoes doesn’t impact the way in which he does his job.  He has obviously NOT been bribing women not to expose his care package so that argument is invalid.  He has not and is not going to allow himself to be blackmailed over something so trivial, well not so trivial, nudge, nudge, wink, wink.  My point is he is not going to steal from government funds to cover his love tackle, as a matter of fact there is probably nothing that could convince him to cover his junk.  

 

This reminds me of my reaction to the Clinton fiasco.  Clinton lied about something that was NONE OF OUR BUSINESS in the first place.  I don’t know what his relationship is with Hillary, maybe they have an open relationship.  The only thing I should care about is how he treats me.  Clinton didn’t fuck me, he didn’t cheat on me, he was good to me, he looked out for me, I don’t care what he does with his cigar, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but George w. Bush, fucked me every single day he was in office.